|Lydia, WHUCK is that??|
But we've also discovered that there are a LOT of whuck things in the world. And we take pictures of those things. Or, someone emails us things that are full-on whacktacular. To the degree that we have a file in our inbox that we call WHUCK. And it's full of awesomeness and ca-razy-ness that just makes us happy. So when something epic comes along, without any comment, we send those pictures to each other. And then this happens:
Lydia: Hellooooooooooooooooooo. Is it me you're looking for?
Kate: Umm, what the what is that?
Lydia: I know! Right?
Kate: Liddy, what the whuck?
Lydia: It was on the sign. Like, just stuck there.
Kate: I think it's a sign.
Lydia: Do you ever listen? I just said that. It was STUCK. TO. THE. SIGN. Zombies are sticky.
Kate: Who would have put -- wait. What? Zombies are sticky? I thought they were slimy.
Lydia: You're stupid. What do you know from zombies. They're sticky. Hello? He was STUCK to the sign.
Kate: You're stupid. They're slippery. So you can't catch them.
Lydia: Gah! They're STICKY. So when they catch you you can't get away. Why would a person want to catch a zombie, hooker? We're supposed to run away from zombies.
Lydia: See? You got nothing. I told you that the zombie apocalypse is coming. Lionel said so.
Kate: He said that?
Lydia: You know what he really said? [singing] Helloooooooo. Is it meeeee you're looking foooooor?
Kate: I'm hanging up now.
Lydia: I wish I was blind like the girl he called. Then I wouldn't know he was a zombie.
Kate: I wish I was deaf. Then I wouldn't be listening to this.
Lydia: Oh, actually it wouldn't matter if I was blind. I'd still know about the apocalypse.
Lydia. Duh. The sticky.
xoxo Kate and Lydia
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