10 Funniest Tweets About Kim Kardashian's Divorce

You know how I feel about Kim Kardashian and her svenjolly, the evil Keebler Ryan Seacrest?  So when I heard that Miss K was filing for divorce after 72 days of marriage, I did what anyone would do.  I went right to Twitter to see what punchlines were trending.  Guess who did the exact same thing?  Stark. Raving. Mad. Mommy.  Because we share a brain (except she got all the smart parts and I got all the parts that want to laugh at Benny Hill and crave the taste of butter).  And we started re-tweeting all the same stuff because we both thought it was hilarious. 

So we decided to run a joint post about it today. And since this is a joint post, SRMM would like me to point out that it's actually spelled "svengali" except that I would like to point out that "svenjolly" is funnier (thank you, Seinfeld).  And there you have another example of our shared brain.

Some of you may be saying - Kardashian divorce? That is so last Tuesday. By now, everyone has heard about the Kim Kardashian - Kris Humphries marital implosion. We're pretty sure even remote, isolated tribes deep in the Amazon rain forest have heard about it. And laughed.


Others of you, who only get to watch The Bubble Guppies in an endless, mind-numbing cycle of doom, have perhaps not yet had enough. Not that we take pleasure from other people's misfortunes, but it's really not that much of a misfortune when you realize that even though their wedding cost $10 million, Kim and Kris seem to have actually made a profit off the whole thing.


As we found out, Twitter turned out to be far and away the best source for commentary on their 72-day marriage. Here are some of our favorite tweets about it. Unfortunately, most of the tweets were copied and stolen so many times, we can't attribute the original source for most of them.
Our favorite hashtag was  #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage:


10. Voldemort's nose.


9. That pause after Dora the Explorer asks you a question

7. The time it takes Han Solo to do the Kessel Run. (@Tatooine_)

 6. Phineas and Ferb's summer vacation.


5. Taylor Swift's speech before Kanye West took the mic.


4. The amount of time it takes for Rebecca Black to choose her seat.


3. Kim Kardashian's singing career.


Then there were a couple of awesome regular tweets:


2. Kim Kardashian filed for divorce after 72 days and a 10 million dollar wedding. Can someone from occupywallstreet please eat her?


Including this one from Salman Rushdie. That's right, Salman Mutherfuncking Rushdie. It's actually three tweets but we'll count it as one:


1. "The marriage of poor kim kardashian was krushed like a kar in a krashian"
    "her kris kried, not fair! why kan't I keep my share?"
    "But kardashian fell klean outa fashian."


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