Monday, December 5, 2011

And, It Just Keeps Getting Better

You might have heard that we're Helping Hookers. Wait --no. We're not really helping people who are hookers; we are hookers who are helping other people.

Anyway, you guys responded in such a spectacular fashion that 1) we were thrilled and want to dash all over the country like we're Ty Pennington and yelling out of vans that "Hey Hooker Family! We're here to help!" but also 2) busy as crap, because now we actually have to sort through the thousands of emails we got.

We also said that we'd turn Amy the Pregnant Chicken's Helping Hooker drawing into a t-shirt. And we totally did! Woot! There's also some other fun new things there, in the most inappropriately titled page ever, Mommyland Hooker Gifts.

See? It's a booby grab. Righty will feel jealous because Lefty is getting all the love.

You really are a hooker with a heart of gold. Now get your coffee on.

Don't tell anyone. It's like being a secret Santa, but with thigh high boots.

We'll take ALL the proceeds from the sale of the hooker memorabilia and donate it to an awesome charity. Because heh heh heh... hooker memorabilia. Too bad it won't go on your credit card bill like that.

Kate already bought hers, IN PINK! We'll be posting a video of the awesomeness as soon as it show up...but, until then, we'll be very, very busy beavers matching you hookers up -- givers and receivers.

Wait, that's sounded gross, didn't it?

xoxo, Kate and Lydia

(c)Herding Turtles, Inc. 2009 - 2011


  1. By the way, ESPECIALLY awesome that I can get a helping hooker shirt in maternity sizes. Almost makes me wish I had a baby bump to show off.

  2. I want a t-shirt, mug and project bag with the Helping Hooker logo, cause I help, I'm a hooker (crochet) and if I wear it in public Jeeves will have a stroke, it oughtta be fun to watch.

  3. Giving and receivingg, eh? Hehh, hehh, hehh. I'm giggling like a hormonal teenage boy.

  4. I'm a hooker, too! (crochet style)

    I would love a boobie grab shirt, but unfortunately it will have to wait until after the holidays :(

  5. This morning sucked -- until now. Thank you so much for turning things around for me:) Time to get my shop on.

  6. snickering like a 14 year old school girl =)

  7. Looks like if you order by 8 pm pst tonight and use coupon code noel20 you get an additional 20% off!

  8. Great idea guys! Planning on contributing next year since funds are extremely tight this year. yay for helping hookers!

  9. I just emailed you! I'm so excited to be a Helping Hooker!




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