Sexy Time: Before
Sexy Time: After
Hurry up. I think the kids are asleep.Big Night Out: Before
Let's go out and get a mojito! Or five! WOOOO HOOO, Hooker!!
Big Night Out: After
I went to Target all by myself. It was magical.
Music: Before
If it's too loud than you're too old.
If you wake up the baby SO HELP ME GOD it will be the last thing you ever do.
Let's go out and get a mojito! Or five! WOOOO HOOO, Hooker!!Big Night Out: After
I went to Target all by myself. It was magical.Music: Before
If it's too loud than you're too old. If you wake up the baby SO HELP ME GOD it will be the last thing you ever do.Music in the Car: Before
H to tha muthafunkin IZZO
H to tha muthafunkin IZZOMusic in the Car: After
Fruit Salad. Sigh... Yummy yummy.
Ultimate Fantasy: Before
A night alone with Daniel Craig.
A night alone with eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.
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Ultimate Fantasy: Before
A night alone with Daniel Craig.Ultimate Fantasy: After
A night alone with eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.Leave me alone and go ask your father.
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I'm really super duper sorry for not writing you a whole post, we're still a little busy with the Helping Hookers Christmas Project.
xo, Lydia
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I love you, guys.
ReplyDeleteI feel so less alone with you guys.
xo
Awesome I love it!
ReplyDeleteFunny and true.
ReplyDeleteSo true!! And, sadly I think I miss the sleep the most...lol!!
ReplyDeleteOMG. What is wrong with that purple Wiggle's head? I am petrified.
ReplyDeleteSleep. I'd have nasty sex with just about anyone for a decent night's sleep. Used to be I'd have nasty sex only with a guy that I really, really wanted to like me. I've come so far.
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha. Fruit salad. Freaking Wiggles. It's just so true.
ReplyDeleteDon't be sorry! What you are doing is wonderful!!
ReplyDeleteThe shopping trip alone to Target truly is a blessing. I would feel sad about admitting that it's one of my biggest thrills, but since I'm not alone, it's OK. Thanks, y'all.
ReplyDeleteBest part? Speed Hump Photo Credit: Lydia.
ReplyDeleteAh, so true. I willingly do all of the grocery shopping just to GET OUT of the friggin house without the two midgets following me. I haven't given up my car music, though...you'd be amazed at the lyrics they remember. :-/
ReplyDeleteWhenever my husband is alone with the kids he blasts something inappropriate, like(unedited) Jay Z. (I think he's just grasping onto whatever he can of our pre-kid life.) But uuuuh, honey, do you not hear the lyrics?? Thanks to you, our daughter is the kid at library story hour singing "I got 99 problems but a b!tch ain't one..."
ReplyDeleteNow hook away, hook away, hook away all!!!
ReplyDeleteIt is sad when you are alone and you catch yourself sing the tunes to Wonder Pets or Clifford the Big Red Dog not Lady Gaga or Snoop Dog anymore...lol.
ReplyDeleteBut it is more than worth it to have those little turds of mine. Wonder Pets, Wonder Pets we're on our way...
Now you will be singing it in your head all day. Ha!
LOVE IT-and the Wiggles...ugh...I refuse on the grounds that I've already lost too many brain cells from lack of sleep and proper nutrition!
ReplyDeleteSo true about Target! Unfortunately I didn't have time to go to Target by myself last night after I witnessed a woman jump the median and total her car while also going to Target. I played good Samaritan and help her out instead. Maybe my husband will be nice and let me go to Target by myself tonight.
ReplyDeleteThis was HYSTERICAL! The Target and Wiggles references sadly ring true...
ReplyDeleteI got 99 problems but the damn ass Wiggles ain't one.
ReplyDeleteSo true...although I'm a redneck, so it's Wal-Mart I venture to on those rare shopping trips alone, and my "before" music is Metallica.
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty much what I look like when I am at Target by myself. That sheer, giddy joy.
ReplyDeleteHilarious, but so true! :)
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