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Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Evidence that Lydia is Actually a Hooker
The following is an actual text exchange between Kate & Lydia from last weekend.
Lydia was actually at a Bowling Alley. At a fund raiser for an 11 year old with a life threatening illness. With her kids.
Sigh... And that's why she should never text anyone ever.
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