
Example: I run a little movie about the bizarre and inappropriate things that my 3 year old names her toys and you guys leave comments like this:
My three year-old son called his newborn baby sister Phallus for a few weeks. As in "Mommy, Phallus is crying." Or, (to old ladies at church), "My Phallus is so small, but I love her."
I. DIED.
If you all have a CrackRabbit or a Horny or a Sweet Baby Phallus you'd like to share with us, please leave us comment. We'll pick the funniest ones and either run a list or beg for your photos and make another movie.
Thanks for being amazeballs, hookers.
xo, Lydia
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