I started that process a few days ago and I am still noodling on how to do it justice. It's been kind of beating my ass like a rented mule, to be honest with you. But I'm almost there. It could be pretty cool if my stupidity doesn't mess it up. Thank goodness I have Kate and Guru Louise to help me.
I'll have the final report for you by the end of the week. But in the mean time, here's what I can show you so far. It's just a chart of what you guys thought were the most important things to know about having a happy relationship.
As expected, you people are all obviously geniuses. I'm pretty sure we could win a Nobel Prize or something for this.
Chart #1: Top Ten Items Mommyland Identified in Order to Have A Kick Ass Marriage or Partnership or Long Term Relationship or Whatever
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awesome!!!
ReplyDeleteummm. The chart isn't loading. Anyone else have this problem?
ReplyDeleteBecause its a "teaser"... It's not supposed to load lol
DeleteThis reminded me of that Lydia-in-Five-Guys story - just had to share it. http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/10/4e8ea55721fc1.jpg
ReplyDeletePS: My captcha is 'sniters'. I thought that sounded like an word for snitchy gossips.
Totally one of my favs! Had me rolling
DeleteAbsolute genius. I am going to print this on pretty paper, frame it, & give to anyone i know who is getting married.
ReplyDeleteSo true!! Love it :)
ReplyDeleteI plan to incorporate the word "Assholic" into my vocabulary at once.
ReplyDeleteThat just might be the best chart in the history of ever. I want to print it and hang it on my fridge!
ReplyDeleteI can see the chart Lynne. :)
ReplyDeleteOh so THIS is what makes a Happy Marriage....no wonder mine is in the crapper!! L.O.L.Z.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it was the computer I was on. At home now and loving the chart with a big cup of decaf + Bailey's!
ReplyDeleteY'all need to take a page out of The Bloggess's book and have this chart made into magnets!
ReplyDeleteCan there be a disclaimer that sex is good, but men have to understand that we aren't going to drop every other ball we are juggling to squeeze in a quickie? 'Kay? Thanks!
ReplyDeleteSurprisingly quickies get the husband off your back, (well depending on how you "like" it, lol). I HATED the hubby Getting in the middle of my juggling time, so I asked him if we could just have quickies, instead of the looooonnnnnnnngggggg drawn out version. I must say It makes having sex alot funner! AND I get back to doing my stuff faster! :D
DeletePlease make this into greeting cards and posters because I agree that it makes the perfect wedding/engagement gift!
ReplyDeleteI need more sexy time. Oh, and maybe a husband.
ReplyDeleteI can already tell I am going to LOVE this! LOVE. With pink puffy hearts.
ReplyDeleteHurry and get us the rest...but not at the expense of your own marriage, of course! ;)
Ashley
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