Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Words With Friends Strikes Back

A couple of weeks ago, I wrote a post about how much I hate Words with Friends. In case you don't know, it's an on-line Scrabble game that is highly addictive.

Well, guess what? HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM. Because since I wrote that, Words with Friends has become sentient. Like HAL in 2001: A Space Odyssey. It knows. It just knows.

The only good news is that now that now that Words with Friends is actively trying to communicate with me, it only confirms my assertion that it's a total douchebag.

Would you like some examples? Good. Because I have three.


Example 1:


I changed the names here to protect the innocent, but let me just tell you something, Words with Friends: I AM NOT A SEX HO. You are. You stupid incorporeal word game.

Example #2:
I didn't have to change names here, because this is just an obvious example of cyber-bullying perpetrated by Words with Friends. Neither Kristin M. nor myself are LOINHATS, whatever that even means. You need to get your filthy mind out of the gutter.

Example #3:


OK, this is even from the same game as the example above. I opened up the game and this is what I was greeted with. Well played, Words with Friends. Sending me such an unambiguous and obnoxious message.

I see what's going on here. And you will not defeat me. Because I have a platform from which to tell the world what you really are: EVIL.

I win. Lydia out.


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28 comments:

  1. LOL... I'm tellin' ya, one day we're going to wake up and realize we're all hooked into the Matrix.

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  2. I feel the same way about those authentication words you type in on to comment on blogs. I swear they are talking about me. I usually get something like "mrkinknk" Like Merkin Kink. Really?

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  3. bitchy sexho in a loinhat - I think I stumbled on that website once..by accident of course.
    Cheers, Sausage...

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  4. LMAO!

    ok, just a question....Why didn't Kristen play the word "party" to land on the DW score? Just askin'.

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    1. Ha! That was the first thing I noticed. I am such a tile hog.

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    2. Because I suck at WWF lol!

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    3. Once I noticed that, the rest of the rant was all "blah blah blah." My brain couldn't stop with the "why didn't she snag that DW?"
      Addicted.

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  5. Lol!! One of those anony. games popped up and I started playing it. I SWEAR it's trying to make me sound like a perv... Words like "smut," "sex" "loin" and "slut keep showing up. And....other ambiguously creepy words. I played "sex" and "loin.". But...I won't play any more creeper words with someon I don't know.

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  6. Greatest. Seriously, stuff of legends and I totally believe that WWF knows that you wrote mean things, and it is definitely trying take it out on you. Or see if we all can get loinhat into the Urban Dictionary...which we TOTALLY can. Loins need hats, too. Especially in Alaska where it is cold. Or perhaps in the backs of cars where they could cleverly be disguised by another name...condom.

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  7. Latin isn't a word either but "Qis" is? Stupid game.

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  8. I think you could have played bitchy though! You can even use the word shitty, if you get the correct letters. I was floored by that one!

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  9. I am assuming that a loinhat is the cousin of the asshat.

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  10. Not to be obnoxious, but if LOINHAT really were your tiles, then how did you play PAT on your turn? You didn't have a "P" tile.

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    1. She could have just played "at" and Kristin could have added the P when she played piano...no?

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  11. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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  12. Someone I was playing with used the word peso, but I couldn't use uno. WTH?

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  13. That is hilarious! I wish my WWF would give me naughty words to play.

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  14. You is not a loinhat, bitchy!
    By they way, my WWF addiction has been completely replaced by my Scrabble online addiction. Totally shooting this up my veins, even at work.

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  15. I was just informed by the WWF nazis that SLUT is not a word- WTF??

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    1. I know! I've tried the word whore and it won't accept that buy put Twat in there and it gives you a zillion points!! Lol

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  16. I LOOOOVE this game, it is easily my favorite iPhone game. I also am a Huge fan of Hangin’ with Friends, another extremely addictive games. I also use the ANAGRAMMER to give me more hints..

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  17. I'm not at all siding with WWF; I hate it as much as you do. But cwm really is a word. It's a geological term for that sort of bowl-shaped dip that the head of a valley or on a mountain slope. (It's also known as a cirque.) It's also, for obvious reasons, a great Scrabble word. That's right: SCRABBLE. A REAL game.

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  18. I just wish WWF would give me words. I seem to get all consonants.

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  19. Its all good fun...but. .....peh......and....fer.doesn't. SMELL Wright to me.lol

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  20. I happened to be in the throes of a terrible Scrabble binge, playing promiscuously with friends and strangers online. Once a fever catches you in Scrabble, it's hard to shake.

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