I hate Words with Friends. In case you don't know, it's an on-line Scrabble game that is highly addictive.
Well, guess what? HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM. Because since I wrote that, Words with Friends has become sentient. Like HAL in 2001: A Space Odyssey. It knows. It just knows.
The only good news is that now that now that Words with Friends is actively trying to communicate with me, it only confirms my assertion that it's a total douchebag.
Would you like some examples? Good. Because I have three.
I changed the names here to protect the innocent, but let me just tell you something, Words with Friends: I AM NOT A SEX HO. You are. You stupid incorporeal word game.
OK, this is even from the same game as the example above. I opened up the game and this is what I was greeted with. Well played, Words with Friends. Sending me such an unambiguous and obnoxious message.
I see what's going on here. And you will not defeat me. Because I have a platform from which to tell the world what you really are: EVIL.
I win. Lydia out.
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