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YES! It could happen! |
I WANT THAT BACK.
So my husband, the incomparable Cap'n Coupon, and I discussed the future and the fact that some day (too soon) she will start to notice boys and they will start notice her. And we both were filled with dread and panic. So the Cap'n and I let our fear turn the conversation in a very stupid direction and we began suggesting a list of completely imaginary dating websites that she would be allowed to use when she's a teenager to pick her future boyfriends.
Here is that list:
www.Amish Boyfriends.com
Guess what? It's a secret...
They don't even have computers.
They don't even have computers.
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They like things simple. And if they cursed, their whole attitude would be like: "Suck it, Fancy" which is something I can really get behind. |
www.Canadian and Car-less.com
Have fun Skyping, kids!
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You can text each other, too. Just not after 10 on school nights. |
www.HalitosisTeens.com
You're adorable! But your breathe smells like doodoo.
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Which may cut down on the making out and stuff. |
www.My Dad is in Law Enforcement.com
In order to join, you click an "I agree" statement that says: Curfews are enforced. Her father means it when he says 10pm and he has a gun.
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This guy gets it. |
www.I Heart My Promise Ring.com
Holding hands is perfect. Do that.
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Holding hands three feet apart? BETTER STILL. |
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