Sunday, June 17, 2012

Happy Father's Day - OH DEAR GOD.

I hope everyone had a really happy, super special Father's Day. My youngest child, the precious little cupcake, drew her father a picture of a happy butterfly as his gift. Here it is.

Oh I know. This is not a butterfly. THIS IS NOT A DANG BUTTERFLY.  And because I am slightly assholic, I allowed my daughter to present this drawing to her father just to see what his reaction would be. [[Insert evil giggles]]

Imagine if someone handed you a tampon and was like: "SURPRISE!!! Do you LOVE it?!" and you were like "What the...? Is that a...? OH DEAR GOD. Noooo!! GAHHH!!" and all you wanted to do was get it as far away from you as possible. But because the person who gave it to you was your beloved, little child - you had to pretend like it was a precious Faberge egg and maybe even hug it a little?


Best Father's Day gift ever.

xo, Lydia

PS: Just letting you know I'll be taking the week off to spend time with family coming to see us. See you next week, hookers!

My good friends Thom and his wife Special K shared this fantatsic Father's Day card with me. Let's read their description first, shall we?

Notice the pictures at the top and bottom. On the top is a Triceratops and a Tyrannosaurus Rex. And the bottom one is a Phillies hat, labeled appropriately with a "p".

It's wonderful. In fact it's dino-tastic. Because apparently it's not just my kid. WIN.

xoxo, L
(c)Herding Turtles, Inc. 2009 - 2012

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