Friday, February 8, 2013

I'm a dealer. I sell Samoas.

Hello my sweet darlings.

I just got the email that our Girl Scout cookies have arrived. THEY'RE ALMOST HERE. I realized recently (thanks to watching too many cop shows) that I'm don't sell Samoas and Thin Mints. Oh no. I'm actually a dealer. I wrote a whole post about it over at Babble.

Don't believe me? I have proof. I made a table outlining ten reasons I'm totally right.

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2 comments:

  1. The Girl Scouts in our neighborhood just happened to hit our house up when we had the entire extended family over for a party. I really think that we funded the entire troop's dues for 2013!

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  2. I was pregnant last year for girl scout cookies season...needless to say we still have boxes left over.

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