So without further ado, here are the reader-submitted Real World Valentines:
With thank for being awesome!
xoxo, Lydia
PS: If you feel like voting for us in Parents Magazine's contest, click on the groovy graphic below. It will take you to their FB app. We're in the category of "Most Likely to Make You Laugh". No pressure though. Only if you feel like it.
(c)Herding Turtles 2009 - 2013
Hilarious !! I went and voted for you :-) xxxxxxxxxxx
ReplyDeleteThanks for acting like "I kept the kid alive and did half a load of laundry" is a major accomplishment. (SAHD-to-working-mom version)
ReplyDeleteApparently my wife wrote 3 of these, and now I have to guess which ones. Suddenly a mine field in North Africa looks like child's play.
ReplyDeleteEven if you get them all wrong, please tell your wife that Lydia said that you obviously are a wonderful man if you're even clicking over here to play along with us. Internet high five to you, Peter Gulka!
DeleteI got two out of three!
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these make me so, so very happy. Is there a downloadable "Blank" for those who want to customize?
ReplyDeleteOh boy did I vote for you guys! If it weren't for RFML I'd have been a brain dead...(well even more than normal) Mommy with no sense of humor a long long time ago! Oh BTW these are awesome. <3 I heart you guys!
ReplyDeleteNot only did I vote for you guys, but said publicly that you hookers RAWK!!
ReplyDeleteSo there!!
"Thanks for watching the kids so I can go to the grocery store alone. You have no idea what a treat that is." Sad but true!
ReplyDeleteI would like to add one to the pool - Happy Valentine's Day! I would never divorce you because it would leave me with way too much work and no one to help! =)
ReplyDeleteThank you for not turning me in to the psychiatric ward when I went crazy from being on bed rest for 13 weeks and you found me in the bathroom trying to break my water with chopsticks! I owe you!
ReplyDeleteMy husband and I played along and presented ours to each other in lieu of real cards last night. After reading his, I declared that he clearly WON Valentine's Day. These were his gems:
ReplyDelete"I am grateful that when imitating my voice to others, you chose Sylvester Stallone. Edith Bunker would be much less enjoyable."
"Thank you for not demanding that we chose players that you have heard of, or from your favorite teams until after the 10th round of the fantasy football draft. It really makes a difference."
Those one over mine:
"You are never sexier than when handing me the remote...except when you are pouring me a glass of wine."
Thanks for the fun, Mommyland!!