HOLY MOTHER OF GANDALF. When did greeting cards start costing upwards of $5? If I bought my husband a $6 greeting card he would be like: "What are you doing? Are you trying to upset me? Why don't you just write 'Happy Valentine's Day' on a $5 bill and then throw it away?"
So I decided to come up with a series of Valentine's Day Cards for the real world. The Cap'n even helped me a little.
Here they are. For a slideshow of just the 7 funniest, click on over to Babble.
I have learned over the past three years that you guys are waaaayyyy smarter and funnier than I am. If you have any ideas or suggestions for more Valentine's Day Cards for the Real World, post them in the comments section and I will turn them into Valentines and post them between now Thursday.
PS: If you feel like voting for us in Parents Magazine's contest, click on the groovy graphic below. It will take you to their FB app. We're in the category of "Most Likely to Make You Laugh". No pressure though. Only if you feel like it.
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