It costs money to join the pool (not that much - we're lucky) and after that, it's kind of like free fun. Except of course for the $12,000 I paid for team suits, goggles, fins and others swim
Ahhh... Summer. When the suns shines, the chlorine burns, and the money pours out of my wallet.
Last week, several families that we're buds with did a pool crawl. It lasts all day and we go to five pools. Yes, it's like a pub crawl except you can bring your kids and it's wholesome fun. Also like a pub crawl - you spend the next day exhausted and wondering what you the hell you were thinking. Except instead of nursing a hangover, you're applying aloe to burned shoulders.
It's actually super fun and the kids have a blast. Also, it's good for them because around hour five, they get a little bit bored. And they are forced to make their own fun. And I'm of the opinion that kids in 2013 are really, really bad at making their own fun. I think it's because of iPods and smartphones and DS's and stuff. They can't be bored for five minutes. It's just weird. Being bored and watching "Three's Company" are the two things that defined my childhood. I would be awesome at being bored if I was ever allowed to be. I haven't been bored since 2002. I remember it well. It was glorious.
So last week was the all day pool tour and it was very hot and very fun. But by the time we got to the last pool, we were all a little slappy. So I made a quick pit stop at my house for two things: peeps and cocktails.
The Peeps were for the kids. They needed sugar. And the very nice people at Peeps sent me a huge
case of them (including two brand new flavors) and I needed to get it out of my house or I was in danger of binge eating them all while watching a True Blood marathon and that would be bad.
The cocktails were for the grown ups. I had made 2 batches - enough for each adult to have one small, strong drink of each kind. One variety was inspired by the new lemonade and bubble gum flavored Peeps, the other by the Dole Whips from Disney World that I yearn for (a creamy pineapple concoction that is beyond delicious).
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Regular Peeps: Mostly yummy!
Lemonade Peeps: Too Sour. Unless you like sour things, then mostly yummy!
Bubblegum Peeps: Mostly yummy!
I tried to ask them more about it but they were all too busy running and squealing and jumping in the pool. You're welcome, Peeps. No need to conduct expensive focus groups now. I took care of it for you. Also, make sure you do your taste tests outside because it seems like maybe its a little hard for kids to use their inside voices after you feed them 12 boxes of Peeps.
Just a helpful suggestion from your old pal Lydia. Moving on.
Then I poured two drinks for the grown ups. They were both mixed up in a blender that morning, then poured into gallon sized Ziploc bags and tossed in the freezer for the day. Here's what I served them:
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1 can pink lemonade frozen concentrate
3/4 can good vodka (I used Absolute)
1 1/2 cans water
1/2 cup sugar
Blend in a blender. Pour into a large ziploc and freeze for hours. Pour 3 or 4 ounces into red solo cups at the pool while your friends distract the lifeguards. Top with a lemonade Peep. Get ready to hear things like: "Oh my goodness, this is soooooo goooood. How did you do this? It's like a grown up slushie. I want to drink five of these but only at my house after the kids have gone to bed. I love you so hard right now."
Dole Whip Rum Freeze
1 can pineapple frozen concentrate
3/4 can dark Myers rum
2 cans vanilla ice cream
Blend in a blender. Pour into a large ziploc and freeze for hours. Pour 3 or 4 ounces into red solo cups at the pool while your friends distract the lifeguards with increasingly ridiculous behavior. Get ready to hear things like: "Oh my goodness, this smells like paint. Wow, this is really strong. Are you sure this isn't some sort of medicine? It makes my eyes hurt. I'm coughing now, because of your drink. Is it supposed to burn?It's ok, I still like you."
Consensus: NO. Just no. Not ever.
You guys totally wish we could be friends in real life, right? No? Its ok. I still like you.
PS: This is what I mean by a can - you take the can that the frozen juice concentrate came in and use it measure all your ingredients.
Many thanks to the kind people at Peeps. Sponsored posts are currently being used (and accepted!) to help my amazing little sister who needs me right now, just in case you were wondering. Last time I did a sponsored post, a couple of you wondered.
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