As you know, I really enjoy making annoying and ugly little signs and hanging them all over my house to remind me of things I think are important. Other people buy them and they look nice. But not me. Noooooo. Because I believe in crafts.
First there was this one:
Because that's what she said. And also, you know I love Glennon.
Then there was this one that I painted for all my kids so they would know how much I love them, even when they act like rabid howler monkeys and I lose my schmidt:
But you know what, it's time for a new sign. Because I need to be reminded of Wheaton's Law pretty much all the time or I will be a big, selfish turd. It turned out awesome, right? Probably because I didn't attempt to craft it.
And here's one for our friends in Canada:
UPDATE STARTS HERE:
One of the extremely attractive and intelligent readers of this blog, suggested I make a sign for all of our homies in the South. So I did. Then I took it a step further because I don't know when to stop.
So to all those south of the Mason Dixon:
And for the kind and welcoming people of Hawaii:
And of course, my home state of New Jersey:
And thank you, Wil Wheaton, for your wisdom.
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