Wheaton's Law: Don't Be A Dick

In yesterday's post I discussed Wheaton's Law and applied it to why I shouldn't let myself go down the Bad Mommy Shame Spiral. The more I thought about it though, the more I was like - I need Wheaton's Law to play a larger role in my everyday life. 

As you know, I really enjoy making annoying and ugly little signs and hanging them all over my house to remind me of things I think are important. Other people buy them and they look nice. But not me. Noooooo. Because I believe in crafts.

First there was this one:

Because that's what she said. And also, you know I love Glennon.

Then there was this one that I painted for all my kids so they would know how much I love them, even when they act like rabid howler monkeys and I lose my schmidt:

But you know what, it's time for a new sign. Because I need to be reminded of Wheaton's Law pretty much all the time or I will be a big, selfish turd. It turned out awesome, right? Probably because I didn't attempt to craft it.

And here's one for our friends in Canada:

UPDATE STARTS HERE:

One of the extremely attractive and intelligent readers of this blog, suggested I make a sign for all of our homies in the South. So I did. Then I took it a step further because I don't know when to stop.

So to all those south of the Mason Dixon:

Also, California:

And for the kind and welcoming people of Hawaii:

And of course, my home state of New Jersey:

For the folks on Facebook who said they might want a bumper sticker or whatever, just right click and print it out. This message is really for everyone.

And thank you, Wil Wheaton, for your wisdom.

xo, Lydia

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