I'm sure you're wondering why these precious and adorable young men are the mastheads of today's post. It's because I did an interview with my very talented friend (and co-author) Johi Kockjohn-Wagner and she asked me who my celebrity free passes were. At first I was like, what the hell is a celebrity free pass? I get a free movie? Or is it like a fast pass at Disney? So I googled it and then I was like AW SNAP.
|Andy and I are basically the same person.|
And then I was like I'm an idiot, everybody knows what a celebrity free pass is. So I answered the three handsome young men you see above. But with a big caveat. Here is our exchange:
Johi: Who is your celebrity free pass (or passes)?
Me: At the moment, I'm a Cumberbitch. I also love Tom Hiddleston. And Michael Fassbender. But you need to understand that I have become an old lady in a house coat who yells at the neighborhood teenagers for driving too fast. I'm the one in knee-highs on the front porch, shaking my fist at them and calling them motherless crackheads as they whiz by in their Civics. So I don't really fantasize about romantic, sexy interludes with these gentlemen. It's more like, I make pierogies and they love them so much and then afterwards Fassbender takes out the recycling for me. It's super hot.To read the whole interview, click here.
|If you know who Rita Delvecchio is, you get 15 points. Also, you're old.|
To read Johi's freaking hilarious guest post about vacationing with small children and dogs, click here.
To "like" her fine ass on Facebook, click the link.
Also, yes. I have seen the Hiddleston/Cumberbatch dance battle and it's the reason I love the internet so much. That and LOL cats.
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