Saturday, January 20, 2018
If you don't like my notes then make your own sandwich.
When your kids ask you to make their lunches, write heartfelt and embarrassing love notes on their sandwiches. This one was a huge hit in the middle school cafeteria. I mean, if you don’t want everyone at your table to know that I love my precious schmoopy then I probably shouldn’t still be making your sandwiches.
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Wednesday, January 10, 2018
I'm pretty cool but I cry a lot.
I was at the craft store buying big yarn (because I'm obsessed with hand crocheting with big yarn) and I saw this and fell in love with it and showed my friends and I hollered “YOU GUYS ITS LIKE THIS WAS MADE FOR ME!” And they were like “Yes, but I also think it was made as decor for a baby’s room.”
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