<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post2387682804283547880..comments</id><updated>2010-02-12T09:22:03.427-05:00</updated><category term='news'/><category term='nickelodeon'/><category term='dinner'/><category term='movies'/><category term='books'/><category term='bugs'/><category term='lawyers'/><category term='words with friends'/><category term='lexicon'/><category term='short post'/><category term='tribute'/><category term='shopping'/><category term='don&apos;t ask your kids'/><category term='t-box'/><category term='boys'/><category term='privacy'/><category term='is there a bear in here?'/><category term='awesomeness'/><category term='poll'/><category term='debate'/><category term='worst mom'/><category term='summer'/><category term='first world problems'/><category term='arts and crafts'/><category term='ex files'/><category term='girls'/><category term='nagging'/><category term='lydia'/><category term='whuck?'/><category term='dads'/><category term='we&apos;re JUST kidding'/><category term='letters'/><category term='work'/><category term='embarrassing'/><category term='rant'/><category term='kids'/><category term='facebook'/><category term='halloween'/><category term='pregnant'/><category term='suck it fancy'/><category term='WHATHAVEYOUDONE?'/><category term='stabby'/><category term='Christmas'/><category term='best songs ever'/><category term='mclovin'/><category term='eavesdropping'/><category term='angry'/><category term='sleeping'/><category term='leave Mommy alone'/><category term='interview'/><category term='fairy'/><category term='text'/><category term='trouble'/><category term='church'/><category term='anniversary'/><category term='huffington post'/><category term='you told us'/><category term='tap'/><category term='sick'/><category term='weight'/><category term='FFTIHAD'/><category term='cooking'/><category term='moving'/><category term='other moms'/><category term='resolutions'/><category term='cluster'/><category term='schmidt'/><category term='postcard'/><category term='whuck? 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Shortest. Post. Ever.</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.rantsfrommommyland.com/feeds/2387682804283547880/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/2387682804283547880/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.rantsfrommommyland.com/2010/02/second-shortest-post-ever.html'/><author><name>Guru Louise</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10775521852206315002</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='25' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_s85ps9OUflI/TOVp6BYSwmI/AAAAAAAAT_o/nh80pTvOp3Q/S220/JeanLouise.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>8</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-339142858380029882</id><published>2010-02-12T09:22:03.427-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-12T09:22:03.427-05:00</updated><title type='text'>He needs a swift kick to the nuts.....daily.</title><summary type='text'>He needs a swift kick to the nuts.....daily.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/2387682804283547880/comments/default/339142858380029882'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/2387682804283547880/comments/default/339142858380029882'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.rantsfrommommyland.com/2010/02/second-shortest-post-ever.html?showComment=1265984523427#c339142858380029882' title=''/><author><name>Angela</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.rantsfrommommyland.com/2010/02/second-shortest-post-ever.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-2387682804283547880' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/posts/default/2387682804283547880' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-568512896'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-3724771074680804873</id><published>2010-02-11T20:52:20.962-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-11T20:52:20.962-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The National Enquirer broke this story and Edwards...</title><summary type='text'>The National Enquirer broke this story and Edwards is denying it, but at this point, I believe the NE more than that dbag.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And Elizabeth is sueing the aide for the breakdown of her marriage!  Wha?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/2387682804283547880/comments/default/3724771074680804873'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/2387682804283547880/comments/default/3724771074680804873'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.rantsfrommommyland.com/2010/02/second-shortest-post-ever.html?showComment=1265939540962#c3724771074680804873' title=''/><author><name>Katie@Yoga Gal</name><uri>http://yoga-gal.blogspot.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.rantsfrommommyland.com/2010/02/second-shortest-post-ever.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-2387682804283547880' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/posts/default/2387682804283547880' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1091175'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-8300822207152423108</id><published>2010-02-11T16:57:10.444-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-11T16:57:10.444-05:00</updated><title type='text'>That Breck Girl video left a serious mark on my ps...</title><summary type='text'>That Breck Girl video left a serious mark on my psyche. Now I just weep when I see him or anything related to him.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/2387682804283547880/comments/default/8300822207152423108'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/2387682804283547880/comments/default/8300822207152423108'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.rantsfrommommyland.com/2010/02/second-shortest-post-ever.html?showComment=1265925430444#c8300822207152423108' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.rantsfrommommyland.com/2010/02/second-shortest-post-ever.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-2387682804283547880' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/posts/default/2387682804283547880' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-165315623'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-6644979649987897532</id><published>2010-02-11T16:48:34.476-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-11T16:48:34.476-05:00</updated><title type='text'>&amp;quot;Jen said... 
Say Juice Bag. Cause then the s...</title><summary type='text'>&amp;quot;Jen said... &lt;br /&gt;Say Juice Bag. Cause then the swear goes over thier heads... but when they repeat it, it sounds right! Makes me laugh. every. time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good lord, that is hilarious! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And, please, please, don&amp;#39;t let this story be true. And to think I used to respect this guy.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/2387682804283547880/comments/default/6644979649987897532'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/2387682804283547880/comments/default/6644979649987897532'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.rantsfrommommyland.com/2010/02/second-shortest-post-ever.html?showComment=1265924914476#c6644979649987897532' title=''/><author><name>VintageVamp</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01902033799988979458</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13762852206302757397'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oif1kdIxVhE/Selkh_p5meI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/UPWHVcTpUUE/S220/ChiChi+Meringue.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.rantsfrommommyland.com/2010/02/second-shortest-post-ever.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-2387682804283547880' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/posts/default/2387682804283547880' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1101216810'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-9210713877577514387</id><published>2010-02-11T16:26:48.555-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-11T16:26:48.555-05:00</updated><title type='text'>wow. Just wow. Poor Elizabeth.</title><summary type='text'>wow. Just wow. Poor Elizabeth.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/2387682804283547880/comments/default/9210713877577514387'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/2387682804283547880/comments/default/9210713877577514387'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.rantsfrommommyland.com/2010/02/second-shortest-post-ever.html?showComment=1265923608555#c9210713877577514387' title=''/><author><name>Law Momma</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00669194953566454683</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='01106568296408481988'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='23' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qixy79rjUGg/S2TuawqC_pI/AAAAAAAAAPs/Gm0js3hTGsM/S220/wedding.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.rantsfrommommyland.com/2010/02/second-shortest-post-ever.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-2387682804283547880' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/posts/default/2387682804283547880' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-703889419'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-2876531011943930332</id><published>2010-02-11T16:22:16.542-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-11T16:22:16.542-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Say Juice Bag.  Cause then the swear goes over thi...</title><summary type='text'>Say Juice Bag.  Cause then the swear goes over thier heads... but when they repeat it, it sounds right!  Makes me laugh. every. time.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/2387682804283547880/comments/default/2876531011943930332'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/2387682804283547880/comments/default/2876531011943930332'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.rantsfrommommyland.com/2010/02/second-shortest-post-ever.html?showComment=1265923336542#c2876531011943930332' title=''/><author><name>Jen</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.rantsfrommommyland.com/2010/02/second-shortest-post-ever.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-2387682804283547880' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/posts/default/2387682804283547880' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1708477652'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-6396701171034898076</id><published>2010-02-11T15:59:26.050-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-11T15:59:26.050-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I don&amp;#39;t know if doucheBAG covers it. Maybe dou...</title><summary type='text'>I don&amp;#39;t know if doucheBAG covers it. Maybe doucheLUGGAGE.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/2387682804283547880/comments/default/6396701171034898076'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/2387682804283547880/comments/default/6396701171034898076'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.rantsfrommommyland.com/2010/02/second-shortest-post-ever.html?showComment=1265921966050#c6396701171034898076' title=''/><author><name>The Cotton Wife</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16370474786097382183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6OgSRmtBm2Y/S0UIK841LmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/McKkgtHJLUE/S220/09213FB.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.rantsfrommommyland.com/2010/02/second-shortest-post-ever.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-2387682804283547880' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/posts/default/2387682804283547880' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-627580728'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-7093572207579605677</id><published>2010-02-11T15:16:41.635-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-11T15:16:41.635-05:00</updated><title type='text'>So...  I said earlier that I need to stop saying d...</title><summary type='text'>So...  I said earlier that I need to stop saying douche bc I don&amp;#39;t want the baby saying it.  But this calls for it in a way that I cannot fight, no matter how I try.  Douchebag!  Her, too.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/2387682804283547880/comments/default/7093572207579605677'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/2387682804283547880/comments/default/7093572207579605677'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.rantsfrommommyland.com/2010/02/second-shortest-post-ever.html?showComment=1265919401635#c7093572207579605677' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.rantsfrommommyland.com/2010/02/second-shortest-post-ever.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-2387682804283547880' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3744857965037745657/posts/default/2387682804283547880' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-366527910'/></entry></feed>
