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If my kids actually gag when trying a new food I&#...

2011-06-25T13:11:26.564-04:00

If my kids actually gag when trying a new food I'll try to avoid serving them it again, but for the love of all that is holy if you don't chew with your freaking mouth closed it'll be liver and onions for the rest of your days!

I won't repeatedly serve my kids thing I know ...

2011-05-01T03:02:07.539-04:00

I won't repeatedly serve my kids thing I know they actually dislike, because, well, I just wouldn't. I'm okay with letting them hate what they hate, within reason.

However, if I've EVER seen you like it and enjoy it, and it winds up on your plate another time in life, you'd better believe, by God, it's going down that hatch one way or the other. ;)

As much as I love you both, throwing/burning the t...

2011-04-27T07:16:07.918-04:00

As much as I love you both, throwing/burning the toys doesn't work. My mum did it to me, and I just kept having a messy room lol (that was her argument clean your room or I'll throw everything that is on the floor out!) I just kept having a messy room even with just one set of clothes and a school uniform left.

Well... I'm 33 and haven't outgrown #8. M...

2010-12-31T21:47:35.155-05:00

Well... I'm 33 and haven't outgrown #8.
My child is the Preschool Incarnation of #3. Prayers for my sanity are welcome. :)

While I'm reading this, my 7 yo son stuck his ...

2010-09-12T19:31:37.490-04:00

While I'm reading this, my 7 yo son stuck his hand down his pants and tooted into his hand, and very quickly pulled his hand up to smell it. Where the hell do they pick up this stuff??? Gotta love living with dirty buggers!

Mother of 4, Grandma of 11, Great Grandma of 9, a...

2010-02-20T17:20:28.048-05:00

Mother of 4, Grandma of 11,
Great Grandma of 9, and Great-Great Grandma of 4.
I love all of them dearly and enjoy their company, but it is sure nice to be able to send them home when I get tired.

THIS IS MY LIFE DAILY...LOL

2010-02-18T22:42:39.148-05:00

THIS IS MY LIFE DAILY...LOL

They make all natural Cheetos? Like, Cheetos that...

2010-02-18T16:47:40.231-05:00

They make all natural Cheetos? Like, Cheetos that I might be able to eat without feeling all guilty for eating, you know, Cheetos, a food whose color does not appear in nature? Why did I not know about this before now? (grabs keys and heads to store to seek out all natural Cheetos)

So, my mom used to give us one chance to pick up o...

2010-02-18T16:44:48.568-05:00

So, my mom used to give us one chance to pick up our toys, and if she didn't, she'd come by the next day, put them all in a garbage bag, and throw them away. Seriously. And it worked. So try the bonfire ;-)

oh my it is so funny to read about it, so not funn...

2010-02-18T14:39:37.870-05:00

oh my it is so funny to read about it, so not funny when happening at my own house. i tell my kids all the time, 'this is not burger king you can't have it your way!'

No, seriously, do you have a camera set up at my h...

2010-02-18T12:49:06.997-05:00

No, seriously, do you have a camera set up at my house? Why do we all bother having kids when we are all doing the exact same thing?!

Oh. My. God. You guys don't need to be my nei...

2010-02-18T11:47:55.170-05:00

Oh. My. God. You guys don't need to be my neighbors you already live here! And if I could find you under all the kid crap we could have some wine! I laughed so hard at #7. We have the same conversation all the time! Rock on ladies!

LOVE. IT!!!!!!! everything you say is so true in ...

2010-02-18T10:35:57.806-05:00

LOVE. IT!!!!!!! everything you say is so true in my life. I think we went to different schools together! You really have a gift for expressing your true thoughts.

Love ya!!!

Lydia! Quit spying on my life!

2010-02-18T09:37:54.377-05:00

Lydia! Quit spying on my life!

So funny and so very true... all of it... sigh

2010-02-18T08:46:06.788-05:00

So funny and so very true... all of it... *sigh*

Too perfect. Love it.

2010-02-18T08:09:15.699-05:00

Too perfect. Love it.

i forgot to add . . . what about "CHEW WITH ...

2010-02-18T07:49:36.425-05:00

i forgot to add . . .

what about "CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOESD . . . PLEASE!!!!!"

This is all fantastic, and so TRUE! :) Bravo for c...

2010-02-18T07:36:49.542-05:00

This is all fantastic, and so TRUE!
:) Bravo for capturing my life! :)