Comments on RANTS FROM MOMMYLAND: MommyLand Desk Reference

Love it!! Herding turtles gave way to herding squi...

2011-08-10T08:53:05.601-04:00

Love it!! Herding turtles gave way to herding squirrels when my littles grew up enough to move more quickly.

CRS- Cant remember sh*t. but can also use CRC can...

2011-07-19T11:45:59.535-04:00

CRS- Cant remember sh*t. but can also use CRC cant remember crap......

Oh.my.smurf. This blog may actually keep me from ...

2011-05-18T00:27:36.011-04:00

Oh.my.smurf. This blog may actually keep me from totally losing my schmidt and running away from my family. I have had those days when I envision my husband arriving home from work (late, "Why? What's wrong with being half an hour late? It's not that long?") and finding the three terrorists (age 6,4 and 19 months) sitting in the kitchen eating playdough and saying, "

OMG...I think I just pee'd a little....lmao. T...

2011-05-15T08:37:21.079-04:00

OMG...I think I just pee'd a little....lmao. Thanks ladies!!!

Totally off topic but I loved your herald so much ...

2011-04-20T15:18:01.850-04:00

Totally off topic but I loved your herald so much I translated your motto into Latin

pro diligo of deus,permissum mihi pee unus

I finally made it through the list...out of breath...

2011-03-19T23:53:19.256-04:00

I finally made it through the list...out of breath, giggling with tears rolling down my face. Mercy! More! More!

Nelson Rockefeller, and the Triumvirate of Awesomeness! I think I peed a little.

HILARIOUS!

2010-10-23T10:49:33.640-04:00

HILARIOUS!

By the time I got to "The Surrender" I w...

2010-09-30T21:06:45.901-04:00

By the time I got to "The Surrender" I was laughing to so hard and loud that I startled my little monkeyman! Thank heavens for you two, I'm starting to feel normal now! So let's see, I'm a Surrendered MOS--however, I had my only at age 44 (and would have had a 2nd if I could have)---furthermore my little man has extra needs (don't like to say "special" needs)

Words I have begun using after stealing from Kate ...

2010-09-18T15:40:55.054-04:00

Words I have begun using after stealing from Kate and Lydia: Schmidt, Whacktackular (there is question whether this word was present in my vocab prior to RFM), Jackhole (in FREQUENT use now), and Turtle Herding (or variant thereof). Soon to be in rotation will be Snitches. Prior existance is Mmm-beh, because it's what I almost always use before hitting 'end' on my uber-badass

Enerism: Four months postpartum with my third, I w...

2010-09-08T16:16:52.253-04:00

Enerism: Four months postpartum with my third, I was at the gym and scowling at the skinny woman kicking my butt on the next treadmill. That is until I realized she was a NRNSM (No Ring, No Stretch Marks). Hence, Enerism. My workout was enjoyable after that.

That made my night. I can now go to sleep with a h...

2010-07-30T18:14:26.135-04:00

That made my night. I can now go to sleep with a huge smile on my face.

Love you gals! Thank you so much for the acronym ...

2010-07-27T21:38:32.855-04:00

Love you gals! Thank you so much for the acronym for Moms with single kids. (MOS)I only have one child (may or may not have more)but can not tell you how many times I hear "Well, you only have one" or "Easy for you to say you only have one". First of all they have no idea why we only have one and secondly they
imply that it is so much easier only having one.

This is AWESOME! I feel like we are (or should be)...

2010-07-21T17:34:33.801-04:00

This is AWESOME! I feel like we are (or should be) friends...but we would be those friends who never hang out because anytime one of us has free time the other has a doctor's appointment/ball game/dance recital.

I have only gotten as far as "Boobs Akimbo" on this post, and I have already laughed to the point of crying three times. I can hardly wait for more.

Wow, I LOVE you guys, wish we could (play)date. Y...

2010-06-25T15:01:21.662-04:00

Wow, I LOVE you guys, wish we could (play)date. You have a fan for life, thanks for providing me with some new terms to use in the car.

Why don't Target's in the Boston area sell...

2010-06-12T19:20:26.015-04:00

Why don't Target's in the Boston area sell wine cubes??? Someone needs to look into this, pronto.

I used jackhole today in front of my 12 yr old, an...

2010-06-04T00:53:24.363-04:00

I used jackhole today in front of my 12 yr old, and for some reason I decided to point out that the word might sound gross (like piehole, dillhole, etc) but that it was technically not a curse word. He promptly replied that it just reminded him of his friend Jack's butt. And then laughed and laughed and laughed. So I used it an additional 5 or 6 times tonight. Good fun! Thanks!!

Is it odd that this post makes me feel so, um, nor...

2010-05-14T16:13:38.643-04:00

Is it odd that this post makes me feel so, um, normal?? Thanks!

Almost as good as the BWT. Swagger wagon, check i...

2010-05-14T14:14:01.387-04:00

Almost as good as the BWT. Swagger wagon, check it out: http://bit.ly/aHtVIM

I love these words!!!! I have a new one for you t...

2010-05-13T23:18:39.304-04:00

I love these words!!!! I have a new one for you that my son invented: OBSTROPOLOUS. He uses it when his little sister is being obnoxious, obstinant, stroppy and disagreeable!!

Can you please include Aunt Mary in the MDR...is s...

2010-05-05T10:31:50.114-04:00

Can you please include Aunt Mary in the MDR...is she a real person? Is she really and aunt? I'm behind the 8-ball on this and just need a refresher...Thanks ladies! Finals are over and I can get back to what really matters...reading your blog and updating mine!

Today was an absolutely horrible day, until a frie...

2010-05-01T14:54:10.663-04:00

Today was an absolutely horrible day, until a friend recommended I read your blog. I can honestly say I have never laughed as hard as I have at any given time. Thank you, truly, for keeping it all in perspective.

Once there are enough entries this really needs to...

2010-04-22T14:33:38.505-04:00

Once there are enough entries this really needs to be in print and then distributed in those lame-o baskets you get in the hospital after delivering your baby. (It can happily replace the samples of useless nipple cream ) Leave the coupons for similac and infamil though - they sell pretty well on ebay.

LMAO! I have been a mother for exactly 25 days, a...

2010-03-31T13:05:19.344-04:00

LMAO! I have been a mother for exactly 25 days, and I am already wearing yoga pants most days (although it's regular pajama pants on the days I don't leave the house).

Working my way out of the surrender in order to pr...

2010-03-26T09:50:18.885-04:00

Working my way out of the surrender in order to prove to myself that a Mommy Sick Day or Girls Night out can happen. If it does, I want to have a chance at sort of hot. I don't want everyone to know that I spoend most days herding turtles and dreaming of T-Boxes.

xoxo

I am actually in real jeans now - so we are getting somewhere!

Why haven't you all added "T-box" to...

2010-03-04T11:08:19.756-05:00

Why haven't you all added "T-box" to this yet? I'm sure there are other entries missing but I can't think of them just yet. It's the early-alzheimers again. It does that to me every so often.