tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post6332614359703266234..comments2010-04-29T07:14:10.350-04:00Comments on RANTS FROM MOMMYLAND: Top Ten List #3: What You Don't Want to HearLydia B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15769694459218666561noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-59276600902737967002010-04-29T07:08:34.469-04:002010-04-29T07:08:34.469-04:00My son at 2, thanks to his uncles, in the middle o...My son at 2, thanks to his uncles, in the middle of Walmart : " I LIKE HOOTERS!" top of his lungs.... "me thats nice shhhh" him" NO MOM I REALLLYYY LIKE HOOTERS!" my brother was with me trying not to laugh...<br /><br />My son at 3 thanks to daycare : "Mommy that girls weewee is broken off" que me speeding back to daycare to find out why he knows this...<brAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-42814946448338926152010-02-16T11:30:16.444-05:002010-02-16T11:30:16.444-05:00Is it wrong to say I miss that.Is it wrong to say I miss that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-76118851237177025132010-02-12T11:50:52.751-05:002010-02-12T11:50:52.751-05:00Too damned funny...Too damned funny...Made by Melissahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09844756127138809210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-88123190830238961702010-02-11T14:49:35.393-05:002010-02-11T14:49:35.393-05:00Hey gals! Thank you Lydia for popping over to my ...Hey gals! Thank you Lydia for popping over to my blog- the bow design actually came from a website: http://www.thecutestblogontheblock.com/. They have lot of great designs that are easy to put on your blog and best of all- they are FREEEEE.<br /><br />I absolutely adore your blog and have to tell you I bought the Target wine juice box dealios yesterday. VERY excited. :)Katie@Yoga Galhttp://yoga-gal.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-22333409107799489952010-02-11T11:54:17.670-05:002010-02-11T11:54:17.670-05:00The baby in your tummy comment has been said to me...The baby in your tummy comment has been said to me three times by my 5 year old. The last time I actually burst into tears. In an effort to comfort me she put her arms around me and said "It's bc of all the stuff you eat!" I think the wail heard next scared her out of ever saying it again.Laurihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01652957580019258454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-56242147014244043742010-02-11T09:56:35.529-05:002010-02-11T09:56:35.529-05:00The children and I accompanied their daddy, at his...The children and I accompanied their daddy, at his request, to a lunch with some of the gang from his office. They proceeded to try an engage my son, 2 1/2 at the time, in conversation. One of the questions they asked was what was his favorite thing to eat at which he replied, "pussy kisses". I think 1/2 the table shot whatever they were drinking out of their noses and the other halfAlyson Stonenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-35563122086294539302010-02-11T09:42:04.569-05:002010-02-11T09:42:04.569-05:00OMG! Had #6 from both kids in the same night just...OMG! Had #6 from both kids in the same night just a week ago!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-11098914946186347262010-02-11T09:21:22.036-05:002010-02-11T09:21:22.036-05:00P.S. Anyone know how to comment from Face with yo...P.S. Anyone know how to comment from Face with your profile and make it Not anonymous like a stalker?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-48496455618030584522010-02-11T09:17:21.277-05:002010-02-11T09:17:21.277-05:00My first is 21 months. I shudder in fear. And an...My first is 21 months. I shudder in fear. And anticipation. LOL Maybe I should stop saying "douche" about people on tv, random drivers, my husband sometimes.... LOL Look forwad to this every day! TY! Now... if only I can figure out how to comment without being anonymous. LOL Oh! Kate! One day, my Mom was driving a church friend and my nephew was in the back. He goes,"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-15169029242798560412010-02-11T09:16:53.741-05:002010-02-11T09:16:53.741-05:00LMAO. I love them all! It's so funny reading...LMAO. I love them all! It's so funny reading them but the second it happens...OH NO!!! My daughter is 16 months. We are teaching her english and Spanish. My dad likes to say bad words in spanish and my husband in english....not going to be fun!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-10806429122800408372010-02-11T08:59:11.569-05:002010-02-11T08:59:11.569-05:00Love. These. I almost (emphasis on almost) can'...Love. These. I almost (emphasis on almost) can't wait for J to find a voice and start spouting out such gems!Law Mommahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00669194953566454683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-84735685233930768272010-02-11T08:56:07.286-05:002010-02-11T08:56:07.286-05:00My dd said to my husband, "papa, you have poo...My dd said to my husband, "papa, you have poopies?" he of course said no. When she continued to insist, she went over and patted him on the front of the pants and said, "Papa, poopies!" I laughed until I cried!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-61481000047749966682010-02-11T08:44:53.965-05:002010-02-11T08:44:53.965-05:00Just the other day, my five year old said, "B...Just the other day, my five year old said, "Boy, Daddy sure does have a big wee wee." Cue my husband strutting through the house. :DKatiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17635764953803601634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-39117223867988584882010-02-11T08:43:44.780-05:002010-02-11T08:43:44.780-05:00Oh....#7, I can totally picture it! Thanks for th...Oh....#7, I can totally picture it! Thanks for the laugh...these were hysterical.Beccanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-90452717196128977152010-02-11T08:17:37.570-05:002010-02-11T08:17:37.570-05:00My 3 yr old daughter walked into a room crowded w/...My 3 yr old daughter walked into a room crowded w/ adults, and so excited to tell her story, pointed at me and said, "It's a big old bitch!" She was trying to tell everyone how we had driven over a big BRIDGE.....erinhyatt1http://www.blogger.com/profile/11632754813861912184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-52783083909338498792010-02-11T08:09:55.808-05:002010-02-11T08:09:55.808-05:00Love these! When my daughter was 3, she was playi...Love these! When my daughter was 3, she was playing with her 4-year-old brother and her 4-year-old cousin who was staying over. At one point, they were going to get their jammies on, and we heard her exclaim, "Zack - why is your penis so small?" I think the boy is scarred for life.Cybilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304285219218267609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3744857965037745657.post-23317782022738061362010-02-11T02:32:35.624-05:002010-02-11T02:32:35.624-05:00Again laughing to TEARS!!!!
This is what my son...Again laughing to TEARS!!!! <br /><br />This is what my son said to me tonight... <br /><br />"Mom I pooped and peed everywhere...." <br /><br />(Did I mention we were at a dinner party, and he said this in front of everyone!) <br />I just. about. Died!Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16758780131793606685noreply@blogger.com