Comments on RANTS FROM MOMMYLAND: Vanity is Over-Rated

I am laughing SO HARD ... and wondering where you ...

2010-03-19T15:38:29.593-04:00

I am laughing SO HARD ... and wondering where you have the web cam hidden in my house! I made a reservation to a swanky restaurant for my hub's birthday and told him it was a double gift. 1. The swanky dinner. 2. I am not allowed to wear denim OR my sneakers. He was thrilled.

I hate the combination of nursing boobs and nursin...

2010-03-12T14:51:10.210-05:00

I hate the combination of nursing boobs and nursing tanks - I always have stuff falling down there and it just hangs out itching me. I also hate the single boob look.

Did the P stand for anything? I once made it all ...

2010-03-11T08:24:19.883-05:00

Did the P stand for anything? I once made it all the way to a doctor's office with my friend before it was noticed that I had a felt "W" attached to my arse. I told her it stood for "Warning...Wide Load!". Incidentally, the original use of it was that it came from my son's school where they were using it in their Salem witch trials (for social studies). He was

Glad to know I am not the only one who seems to al...

2010-03-11T01:39:13.112-05:00

Glad to know I am not the only one who seems to always spill something on her boobs! Actually, I call myself "the faux-pas queen" because if anyone is going to spill food/drink on herself, or say something inappropriate at an inoportune moment that would be me. Love the blog!

Right there with you sister...BUT I set a record ...

2010-03-10T21:50:24.998-05:00

Right there with you sister...BUT I set a record today. For the 1st time in 10 1/2 years I made it till 1:12 before spilling a drink on my boob!! Yeah, I'm celebrating with a glass of red!!
--Jen Deming

Speaking of the T-box...I saw on the news that wom...

2010-03-10T20:39:21.579-05:00

Speaking of the T-box...I saw on the news that women who drink wine are less likely to gain weight. So lets drink to that ladies!

The picture of the T-Box is awesome! Thank you. Th...

2010-03-10T17:12:43.248-05:00

The picture of the T-Box is awesome! Thank you. This post made me spit coffee, which is now on my shirt. Luckily it's not lonely...there's already a rather large spot from the spill this morning. Sometimes I think my son's teacher counts the coffee spots on my shirt. I'd love to ask her what my record is, but I'm afraid she'd think I was crazy.

Keep fighting over me. I like it. My filthy unkemp...

2010-03-10T16:16:04.306-05:00

Keep fighting over me. I like it. My filthy unkempt Car Payment Hair (and other affiliated contradictions) does feel like it might be something I should guest blog about...

So are ya planning on watching Oprah today to find...

2010-03-10T12:22:49.269-05:00

So are ya planning on watching Oprah today to find out how your shoes can make you look fat?
Change is hard and sometimes you need to find a way to make this fun for you. As a woman who is also on the path of being "healthy" after gaining a butt load of wieght thanks to two car accidents and being lazy. I am sure that Kate is the best cheerleader you could ever have.

Not sure what that "you wanna" is all ab...

2010-03-10T10:55:33.531-05:00

Not sure what that "you wanna" is all about. But I think I love it

xoxo Kate

Buffy, We love that you are half Kate and half Lyd...

2010-03-10T10:52:06.023-05:00

Buffy,
We love that you are half Kate and half Lydia. We're fighting over you now...
Today, however, we have upended the universe as you've come to expect it. Kate is voluntarily remaining in her running clothes, complete with sneakers, a pony tail AND and headband. Lydia is all fierce in cute jeans, sweater, MAKEUP, jewelry and hair done.

Our conversation this

Let me just say, a frozen sleeve of Thin Mints is ...

2010-03-10T10:40:23.161-05:00

Let me just say, a frozen sleeve of Thin Mints is more satisfying watching the Biggest Loser! Bob and Jillian are powerless over me!

I figure it goes like this: Girls who are pretty ...

2010-03-10T10:38:45.341-05:00

I figure it goes like this: Girls who are pretty and put together and fashionable are expected to be that way. Girls like you and I who are hot messes but clean up (fairly) nicely, well, when we *do* clean up and put on some sweet shoes, people NOTICE. And isn't the point people NOTICING? That dryer sheet was simply your protest flag screaming "I really am a beautiful lady. Lookit

What you need is a pair of My Butt Tighteners like...

2010-03-10T10:11:43.973-05:00

What you need is a pair of My Butt Tighteners like me and Kate. Not only are they expensive and swank, as you pointed out to me yesterday, they also leave you so off-balance that you cease to care about anything except remaining upright.

I love that makeup, too. It's the only thing ...

2010-03-10T09:55:34.153-05:00

I love that makeup, too. It's the only thing I have left, post-baby, that is not a hot mess. My best friend gave me a Tide-To-Go for my birthday bc I, too, always have something on me... Altho it is usually food(from the hole in my chin) or goobers of some sort from baby. The Wii Fit is a cruel mistress who says hateful things to make you feel bad. LOL

I had pretty high hopes for showering today when I...

2010-03-10T09:51:55.796-05:00

I had pretty high hopes for showering today when I woke up on time at 5:45am. You think that happened? And I went jogging, too.

I have an interesting problem, actually. I am half-Lydia and half-Kate. Here's a good example: I happen to have car payment hair. That I can't ever seem to, you know, WASH. Or take out of a ponytail. I'm really the worst of all worlds.

I hear ya. Yesterday in our Lit Lunch I looked dow...

2010-03-10T08:43:58.113-05:00

I hear ya. Yesterday in our Lit Lunch I looked down and noticed that I had crumbs all over me... it was like they had burrowed into my sweater because shaking it wouldn't get them out. I then proceeded to try and laugh about how messy I have become post-kid and spilled tea down my front. Needless to say, there was mockery. I like to think I'm put on earth to make other people feel better

You know if we were all organized, well dressed, a...

2010-03-10T08:38:56.114-05:00

You know if we were all organized, well dressed, and on time nobody would appreciate those who were good at it. I try to give them their time in the spotlight.