Comments on RANTS FROM MOMMYLAND: Open Letter to Mommies Who Just Don't Get It

The scary thing is I know a couple Pedanticas pers...

2011-06-05T20:58:25.949-04:00

The scary thing is I know a couple Pedanticas personally...and a MALE who embodies EVERY SINGLE TRAIT in this blog on his own...and NO, I wasn't married to him at any point...one of my friends is.... o.O

I am a bit #9, but try to hide it. VERY #10, but ...

2011-02-11T17:25:28.858-05:00

I am a bit #9, but try to hide it. VERY #10, but unintentional sh*t stirrer. I try HARD to manage my tongue, and for months, I am good...but sometimes I relax around people I trust (which is a very small group) and I say things I shouldn't. (shame-faced)

I don't devulge other mommy friends deep secrets...but I let things slip about my own homelife...and then it gets back

That is Avada Kedavra. A phrase that should becom...

2010-06-30T15:57:03.684-04:00

That is Avada Kedavra.

A phrase that should become part of popular vernacular.

I gave up on having other Mommy's as friends a...

2010-04-29T07:21:16.785-04:00

I gave up on having other Mommy's as friends a long time ago...

Dear Ladies: I have just spent the entire work da...

2010-03-24T12:02:06.645-04:00

Dear Ladies:

I have just spent the entire work day (half already...plan to spend the rest of it) reading your wonderful, hilarious, SPOT-ON-BLOG!!! I am an adoptive single mother in the Land of Married Perfect Stay At Home Moms. There are days they make me sick. Thankfully I found some other women who, though married, are basically single moms due to having Husbands Who Do Nothing

As someone who isn't a Mommy yet but is marrie...

2010-02-10T15:14:20.421-05:00

As someone who isn't a Mommy yet but is married and VERY well into her 30's, I see these women all the time- Mommies or not. What is it about women post-college? The good ones are gems. Is "The Perfect Mommy(friend)" the one who is always trying to fix you- especially so she can tell you how she did things and her way was perfect? I hate that woman. Especially when she asks

This made me chuckle. For real. And I'm a sad ...

2010-02-06T20:48:32.242-05:00

This made me chuckle. For real. And I'm a sad sack these days thanks to a 5 month old who won't sleep! The list is priceless. I think I might be seven or eight of these... perhaps that's a clue that I should seek professional help. Love the blog! Will add it to the list of reads!

Thank you for pointing out in your sad sack label ...

2010-02-06T07:55:52.015-05:00

Thank you for pointing out in your sad sack label that most of us with special needs kids have a good sense of humor and good attitude! I have a little girl with Downs and not only has she brought out my sense of humor, but she is pretty darn funny herself. Ladies, I love your blog. Keep up the good work :)

Crazy sounds so much better with a clever label! ...

2010-02-04T10:32:34.109-05:00

Crazy sounds so much better with a clever label! Love your work, ladies!

That was hilarious! And a bit scary, since I'...

2010-02-03T17:54:11.451-05:00

That was hilarious! And a bit scary, since I've been lucky enough to stay in the house and not make funs until now my eldest is in pre-kindergarten. Making mommy friends seems a little more drama filled now.

Yeah!! :) Looove it! Kalen, you are so right. I u...

2010-02-03T11:40:31.669-05:00

Yeah!! :) Looove it!

Kalen, you are so right. I used to be friends with a Moo Wedgie, the no-life version. I realized the friendship was over the day I asked her, "So, who were you before you were a church member, wife and mother," and got, "looking for the right church, husband and children and researching for my future roles." Yup. It was over. I don't want to

I run into Mommy types 1-10 all day every day! At ...

2010-02-03T10:21:27.409-05:00

I run into Mommy types 1-10 all day every day! At school, at church, at dance class, everywhere - especially "Perfect Mommy". My question is this - how do you root out the "normal" Mommies? We need to come up with a badge, a hi sign, SOMETHING to identify ourselves to others, cuz in my little corner of the world, it ain't happening! And I'm getting tired of drinking

I have one to add: The I Have No Life Mommy. She ...

2010-02-03T09:33:00.254-05:00

I have one to add: The I Have No Life Mommy.

She has given up any semblance of a normal non-mommy life because of her kids. She turns down a once in a lifetime opportunity to free front row tickets to (insert favorite band, concert, play, etc here) because her mother is out of town and she refuses to let anyone else babysit her kids. When asked how her week long vacation at the beach

I am so #10, type 1! MUAHHH!!!! :)

2010-02-03T09:26:03.530-05:00

I am so #10, type 1! MUAHHH!!!! :)

I may come close to #4 BUT only because I have 5 m...

2010-02-03T09:20:06.469-05:00

I may come close to #4 BUT only because I have 5 magnets on my car. I don't go around telling people how to vote -- they can just read my van. LOL! no, seriously, this was funny! Good collaboration!

Too funny, and true. I sent this to my stepmother,...

2010-02-03T09:10:38.992-05:00

Too funny, and true. I sent this to my stepmother, who's fantastic, because several of the mommies sounded like her boss! Thanks!

OMG! I had a mom on my son's hockey team last ...

2010-02-03T08:17:23.303-05:00

OMG! I had a mom on my son's hockey team last year that I really.....and I mean REALLY want to send this letter to. But instead I'll just send it telepathically & pretend I get to see the disgust on her face. Wench. Y'all kick a$$ & I love it!

Dear Lydia & Kate, I found it amazingly sad th...

2010-02-03T08:07:40.124-05:00

Dear Lydia & Kate,
I found it amazingly sad that I am #9. The sad sack...however going down your list of sadness I found something even more sad. I have 4 of the sad woes...special needs kid, husbandaka (ASS) was deployed 2 years now divorcing.. but the saddest of them all you forgot to mention..teenagers. The ungrateful love vampires. I have 3. But ironicly the ass I am divorcing