Comments on RANTS FROM MOMMYLAND: How to Get Your B On: A Primer

My VERY first thought was exactly this. I truly ca...

2012-01-24T21:24:43.099-05:00

My VERY first thought was exactly this. I truly cannot think of anything better.....

Haha YES! Spankings! OMG that made me laugh out l...

2012-01-17T19:20:43.585-05:00

Haha YES! Spankings!

OMG that made me laugh out loud and pee a little. I do the shaking the baby 'game' too, and my toddler loves it. Thinks it is hilarious. But really...Mommy is super frustrated and enough is enough now. Let's play a happy game!

When I'm ready to chuck my toddler out the nea...

2010-08-04T04:04:56.446-04:00

When I'm ready to chuck my toddler out the nearest window [getting my B on] I cradle her head in my hand, supporting the neck and back with my arm, so that she doesn't get hurt [so that I don't get arrested,] and I vent all my frustration and yell 'SHAKING THE BABY! AAARGH! SHAKE THE BABY!' and she thinks its frickin' hilarious and laughs her stupid little heart-melting

That is some seriously funny stuff! From one HTB ...

2010-03-31T15:25:05.343-04:00

That is some seriously funny stuff! From one HTB to another, thank you! Definitely Colin Firth (or Edward Cullen) dipped in chocolate would go a looong way to getting the B off. Oh, and that picture of Shirley Henderson as Kate from the re-told Taming of the Shrew -- seriously, that is me! But then again, my husband's a lot like Petruchio, without the cross dressing.

One word that causes me to get my "B" on...

2010-02-27T10:03:40.254-05:00

One word that causes me to get my "B" on:
The word in - only two letters and a simple definition -on the inside; within. And yet a very complicated concept as demonstrated by the IHP. I am gobsmacked at the amount of times I have to define the word for them - in means IN (the capitals to indicate that last word was uttered at full shriek) it does not mean on, near, around,

Even though Aunt Mary is a Jane Austin groupie and...

2010-02-26T17:39:35.508-05:00

Even though Aunt Mary is a Jane Austin groupie and hates ANY changes to the canon---Colin Firth wet didn't cause the negative reaction.

Aunt Mary

I knew I loved you, Lydia, but the fact that you r...

2010-02-26T17:25:20.788-05:00

I knew I loved you, Lydia, but the fact that you referenced both Soylent Green *and* Talladega Nights in one short paragraph clinches it.

Exactly!!!

2010-02-25T22:05:36.683-05:00

Exactly!!!

Wow - an awesome and appropriate Ricky Bobby refer...

2010-02-25T11:49:22.845-05:00

Wow - an awesome and appropriate Ricky Bobby referrence and a Colin Firth shout out all in one place. Mmmmmm... (Crap I drooled on the keyboard again.)

Could NOT have said it better myself!!!! Bejewell...

2010-02-25T11:06:46.919-05:00

Could NOT have said it better myself!!!! Bejewelled Blitz is, I Swear, like a valium(never had one, but guessing). LOL Chocolate, E!... And mumbled prayer as my almost two-year-old pulls the flour off the counter to throw three handfuls before I get to him... All awesome. Showing the list of Variables and full equation to my husband. Maybe he will Get It. LOL

Pride and Prejudice with Colin Firth - my favorite...

2010-02-25T10:18:41.295-05:00

Pride and Prejudice with Colin Firth - my favorite movie ever!!! When Darcy comes out of that lake all dripping wet....to die for! Definite cure for all wordly woes.

Don't forget DSW as an inebriant. Shoe shoppi...

2010-02-25T10:08:23.362-05:00

Don't forget DSW as an inebriant. Shoe shopping, especially BARGAIN shoe shopping, can soothe the savage B.

Soylent Green......LMAO

2010-02-25T09:07:49.069-05:00

Soylent Green......LMAO

A. I love Colin Firth and Pride and Prejudice. B....

2010-02-25T09:05:42.484-05:00

A. I love Colin Firth and Pride and Prejudice.
B. I love Joss Whedon and Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Note: We actually studied the "Hush" episode in a film class at UNC... that's how stinkin' good he is!)
C. I love, love, love getting my B on. (Seriously. Does that make me sadistic?)
D. I love Kate and Lydia

So when I add all that together, I pretty much

I second that!

2010-02-25T08:41:29.300-05:00

I second that!

But the better question is, why would you want to ...

2010-02-25T08:40:52.656-05:00

But the better question is, why would you want to get your B off? I know when I am being a raging B things get done in my house & everyone (including my adult child, i.e husband) does what they are told!

Mmmmmm....Colin Firth dipped in chocolate...

2010-02-25T01:49:17.703-05:00

Mmmmmm....Colin Firth dipped in chocolate...