Buy This Book, Please!

I Just Want to Pee Alone is a collaboration of 38 hilarious women from across the internet, led by the blogger from People I Want to Punch in the Throat. I'm so thrilled and honored to be part of this book that I'm not sure if I want to happy cry because they know who I am or vomit because they're all so talented and I'll never be that good.

You guys, look at what some of these chapters are called:

I Love Disney World. Wait, No. That Whole Title is a Typo 

By Karen Alpert of Baby Sideburns

Eat Poop, Laugh. No, I Did Not Forget a Comma

By Patti Ford of Insane in the Mom-Brain

In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Penis
By Bethany Thies of Bad Parenting Moments

Because I'm the Vagina Boss, That's Why
By Brenna Jennings of Suburban Snapshots

And Then There was That Time a Priest Called Me a Terrible Mother 
By JD Bailey of Honest Mom

It's worth buying the book JUST to find out what the rest of the stories are called, forget about actually having to even read it. The Kindle version is only $4.99, too. That's like one Venti Ralph Macchio or something.

And hey, if you read it and you like it, please consider leaving a good review. It would be like giving me a high five or one of those hugs that I love that go on for too long but I don't even notice because I'm so into it.

Buy I Just Want to Pee Alone from Amazon!
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Here's all the amazing blogs that are part of the book:

Links to the contributors:
People I Want to Punch in the Throat 
Insane in the Mom Brain 
The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva 
Baby Sideburns 
Rants From Mommyland 
You Know it Happens at Your House Too 
The Underachiever's Guide to Being a Domestic Goddess 
My Life and Kids 
Bad Parenting Moments 
Let Me Start By Saying
Frugalista Blog 
Suburban Snapshots 
Ninja Mom
Four Plus an Angel 
Honest Mom 
Binkies and Briefcases 
Naps Happen 
Kelley's Break Room
Toulouse & Tonic
HouseTalkN
Hollow Tree Ventures
The Fordeville Diaries
Snarkfest Mom's New Stage
Nurse Mommy Laughs
The Dose of Reality
The Mom of the Year
Life on Peanut Layne 
Momaical Cloudy, With a Chance of Wine 
Confessions of a Cornfed Girl
I Love Them Most When They're Sleeping
Random Handprints
RachRiot
You're My Favorite Today
Funny is Family My Real Life